I was doing some ‘Net surfing this morning and came across this very funny satire on the “tax rebate checks” that we’re all waiting for Uncle Sam to deliver to our bank accounts this spring.
I guess the idea behind these rebates is that we’ll all go out and buy laptops, booze, fancy dinners, or other such consumable items to get our floundering economy back on track. Maybe we’ll use it for a down payment on an even more expensive item, like a new car. Being an American has never been so fun!
It’s tempting, but the SpendMiser household isn’t falling for it. Rather than waste this “found money” on stuff that will be worth – at most - half its value within a year, we decided to invest it in something that will last. We like to think of the rebate not as fun money, but as an opportunity to improve our standing on Uncle Sam’s dime. Bearing that in mind, I’m proffering a list of suggestions for your rebate. This is just my opinion, and I’m in no way a financial expert.
1. Pay off debt. Debt is part of the reason our economy sucks so badly – people taking on more mortgage than they could afford, with a little help from shady lenders. But even if you’re not trapped in a scammy financial deal, there’s a good chance you owe something to someone. Pay off that little balance on your department-store credit card, or put some cash toward that really big Visa balance; you may not pay it off, but you’ll be saving yourself quite a bit on finance charges in the coming months. (This is assuming you’re not using the card any more.) You may even want to take a look at the promotional no-interest deals you have. Find out when the promo ends and whether you can pay off the balance by that date. If you can’t, you might get socked with high interest rates or even retroactive finance charges. Paying down debt is always a good deal, even if it’s interest-free debt.
2. Pay down your mortgage. Yeah, this is debt too, but it’s good debt – a rare thing – so I’m putting it in a separate category. Use your rebate to make an extra mortgage payment (and maybe a little extra). Making one extra payment a year can shorten the life of your mortgage by years and save you hundreds of thousands of dollars in interest. Think of it as a really big discount on the total price of your house. To make the payment, call your lender and ask what you need to do. Some companies are picky and want any extra to be processed separately from your usual mortgage check. Don’t be surprised if it’s a little difficult to get answers. After all, the mortgage company is losing money when you make extra payments.
3. Invest in your future. If you’re like me, you’re downright frightened to check the performance of your IRA. I know ours have been plummeting. But now is actually the BEST time to put money in retirement accounts. Share prices are falling, so you can get more shares for your dollar than you could just a few months ago. So when the economy rebounds, share prices will go up, and - cha-ching! – you’ve made some serious dough. Of course, when you contribute, make sure to adjust your contributions for the rest of the year so you don’t go over the limit.
4. Invest in your child’s future. My parents had no college fund for me. I managed to pay my own way through scholarships, grants and work-study programs. But there’s no guarantee your child will receive these forms of assistance, so plan ahead and start a nest egg for his higher education. Our two sons have 529 plans, which are tax-free investments used to pay for educational expenses, like tuition, books, dorm fees, and so on. (No, keggers are NOT eligible.) There are also Coverdell accounts, which can receive up to $2k of contributions per year. I recommend starting a college fund even if you don’t feel you can contribute regularly to it. If you put $1,000 into an account for your 2-year-old today, and don’t contribute again, he’ll still have over $3,000 to take with him for his freshman year. That could be a big payment towards a semester’s tuition, or it could take the form of a “book scholarship” that would last several years. Any way you look at it, $3,000 is better than nothing at all.
5. Make home improvements. Lack of money and lack of planning led to the deterioration of my childhood home as I grew up. Cabinet doors broke off and weren’t replaced. Walls got holes and weren’t fixed. By the time my parents decided to sell, they got a lot less than they would have if they had maintained the place. So if you think you might have termites, or your roof is leaking, ante up your rebate cash and hire a pro to fix it. CAVEAT: When I say “home improvements” I do not mean “replace your perfectly serviceable kitchen counter with mega-expensive granite, just because you like it.” The home improvements I’m speaking of here do not include home theater systems, hot tubs, or any similar toys. When you sell, you’ll likely not get back the money you spent for these superficial improvements. But a holey roof can be a home-selling dealbreaker.
6. Renters, start a house fund. See #4 and follow the same advice. Only you’ll probably want to put your money in a CD with a good rate, or a money market account. As I said before – even if you never add another dime to that account, you’ll get a few bucks worth of interest AND you’ll be one step closer to homeownership, which is one of the best investment tools out there. (Yes, even in this market.)
7. Start an emergency fund. What would happen if you got laid off tomorrow? Or if the transmission blew on your car? Would your finances be strong enough to carry you through the crisis? These kind of catastrophes happen to lots of people, every day, and odds are that sooner or later, you’ll be one of them. So tuck your rebate money in a money market account and get a head start on saving for a rainy day. If you truly feel you can’t make any more contributions after that, fine…but even $5 a month will help build up your balance and allow you to bank more interest (i.e., free money). Someday, you WILL need this money. So get some emergency funds banked today.
What if I’m Already Doing All This?
99.9 percent of all people won’t need this section (including myself). But let’s say that you have no debt, are making extra payments on your house, have fully funded your retirement, your emergency fund and your child’s college fund, and your home is in perfect condition. Here are a couple of ideas for you.
Make a charitable contribution. They’re (mostly) tax deductible and the perfect way to help a cause that you care about. Visit http://www.charitynavigator.org/ to find one that’s right for you.
Spend quality time with your family. Most of us don’t get enough one-on-one time with our spouse, kids or other family members, like parents. Perhaps this money will give you the leeway to take a couple of unpaid vacation days and just enjoy being around your loved ones. Traveling isn’t necessary, and often just adds stress to what is supposed to be an enjoyable time. Take the kids to a local park, or go on a long walk with your spouse. Fly to your parents’ for the weekend and thank them for doing such a great job of raising you. I know this sounds cheesy, but since having kids, family time has become extremely important to me. They won’t be around forever, so enjoy them while you can.
If You Have a Few Dollars Left Over…
If you’re like me, you like depositing nice round numbers in your various accounts. There’s nothing like adding an even $1,000 to your emergency fund. So here’s a few ways to responsibly spend that extra $5.71 burning a hole in your pocket.
Do some “grocery investing.” If you usually buy 6 cans of Bush’s Baked Beans every week for 75 cents each, and one week you see them marked down to 25 cents, stock up with a month’s supply or more. You’ll save yourself a total of $12 in groceries for that month. That’s money you can use to pay a bill, pay down more of your debt, or otherwise improve your financial standing. (Note: This only works if you buy products that are part of your regular grocery repertoire. If you buy 10 bags of marked-down Doritos just because they’re “a good deal,” you haven’t saved any money. In fact, you’ve probably lost some by buying a non-necessary item.)
Buy a roll of “Forever” stamps. These are the boring-looking ones with the Liberty Bell printed on them. Not the most exciting way to express yourself on the outside of an envelope, but they are guaranteed to always be good for mailing a standard letter. So if the Post Office raises their stamp rates again and you have some left over, you’ll be somewhat shielded from the increase. A good way to save on what is already the best postal deal out there.
